George Bush and her driver were cruising along a country road
one evening when an a donkey loomed in front of the car, the driver
tried to avoid it but couldn't - the jackass was struck and killed.
Dubbya told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
owners what had happened. He stayed in the car making phone calls
to Cheney.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of
expensive wine in one hand, a rare Cuban cigar in the other, and
was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you," asked Dubbya?
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife
gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made
passionate love to me"!
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Dubbya.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm
George Bush's driver and I've just killed the jackass.
